Shiroi Kiba JutSu: Last Year’s Best-Selling Shorts Are Back In-Stock

Rabu, 12 Maret 2025

Last Year’s Best-Selling Shorts Are Back In-Stock

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BUZZ LIGHTBEER IS BACK IN BLUE - birddogs' ambassador to the stars is back for 2025 and fully blasted for take off.

THESE KHAKI SPACE SHORTS ARE FINALLY BACK IN-STOCK

To qualify as an astronaut, most people must earn a PhD or serve in the military. Buzz Lightbeer became an astronaut because his uncle is Ted Nasa, owner of NASA.

Buzz Lightbeer's favorite part about being an astronaut is "launching off." It's a term Buzz coined for hot boxing his spacesuit.

Despite strict protocol, Buzz once stuck a Nature Valley granola bar into space. After one bite, there were about a million floating crumbs that took 7 hours to clean up.

Buzz secretly hopes that life on earth ends while he's up in space. He has a lot of "earth debt" that needs to come off the books and ending human existence on earth is the only solution.

Buzz's crew mates confirmed he only wears birddogs shorts under his space suit... if he wears anything at all. He claims the khaki fabric is the only real "space age" material out there because it's as soft as it is stretchy.

Buzz Lightbeer

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