This robot is crashing out (same)

Plus, LinkedIn BS translator.

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In a recent update, the application introduced the ability to reverse engineer corpo-communication into something that you can actually understand, among other options. … The tool, which first introduced its 'LinkedIn Speak' feature back in February, became a go-to tool for turning phrases like 'I pooped my pants' into LinkedIn-ready posts about 'navigating an unexpected personal challenge that required an immediate pivot and resource management.' But, importantly, it can also take LinkedIn Speak or corporate jargon and turn it into plain English." Gizmodo » Robot goes berserk in California restaurant, dragged away by staff after smashing tableware "Humanoid robots are rapidly gaining hype, from battlefields to the factory floor. But there are clear growing pains when it comes to sharing spaces with our new automaton friends. Just this month, a … robot appears to have gotten carried away while performing a dance routine at a hot pot restaurant in San Jose, California. A video on social media shows the dancing robot knocking over tableware, smashing plates, and sending chopsticks flying. An orange apron the robot is wearing reads 'I'm good' in big letters across the front, perfectly adding to the chaotic scene." Futurism » Your code just got a co-pilot Visual Studio Professional 2026 is what happens when an elite dev environment gets an AI brain transplant. It reads your code, predicts your next move, suggests full blocks, and helps clean up the mess before it becomes technical debt. Meanwhile, you're building across desktop, web, cloud, .NET, C++, containers, Windows, Linux — no tool juggling required. Hot reload keeps momentum high, deep integrations keep workflows tight, and suddenly shipping cross-platform apps feels less like chaos and more like control. [Ad] Code smarter » 14 silly, never-before-seen images from the Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards "Accidentally running face-first into your mom's butt is funny, no matter your species. 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